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November 17, 2009



I did not just read this. Because here I've been thinking you run like 6-7 miles a day and you were my HERO. And since I still want a hero I am pretending you said 11 miles, not minutes. Though 11 minutes rawks, lady. Also Legos.


Also! OMG. We have the SAME CAR. I am sure that means something.


Tanx for pimping mah blog. Yes, I am quite proud of my many accomplishments, thank you for asking. My next show begins at six so please take advantage of the bakesale going on in the school gymnasium. Oh please...a standing ovation? For me? It isn't necessary. You are all too kind. Please visit me in the main lobby where I'll be signing autographs. They are $10 apiece. I love you all.

Jessica Ashley

Awwww, I was just teasing, Josh. I was very entertained by your videos about 687 times, darlin.


Love the running lady!

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  • Jessica Ashley
    That's me. I'm a single mama in the city who is an editor, writer and social media host. I wear inappropriately high heels to the playground and know too much about light sabers.
  • Lil E
    Star Wars-obsessed, Tae Kwon Crazayyy child who eerily/awesomely knows exactly how both high-fructose corn syrup and autopsies work. He also compliments my shoes. My work here is done.

I wrote this.

  • Don't gank the grrrl.
    It is mine. All mine. Everything written here is copyright me and only me. Do not even think about using it without permission. OK, now back to nice grrrl me.