On Mommy: Ohhhh, Mommy. You make the goodest chocolate milk in the whole world. It is! It's the goodest ever! And mac and cheese! You also make the goodest mac and cheese.
On Daddy: And you know what? Daddy makes the goodest chicken nuggets. He really, really does. You -- goodest chocolate milk and mac and cheese. Daddy -- chicken nuggets.
[A note from the healthy living editor who grew this child in her womb: He does, in fact, know what broccoli is. He doesn't eat it, but he does know what it is.]