Sorry to spill the secret so early in the season, kittens. Urban Outfitters is speaking our naughty knitwear language and I must answer back ($78 and so worth it!). Imagine how much more fun dinner at your granny's house and the office Secret Vague Winter Mascot gift exchange will be while you're wearing this little cardy.
Mix a few butter baby shots with the entertainment of watching the IT guy not stare at your mittens and you've got yourself an evening of hilarity!
I highly recommend pairing my delicious winter wear gift with tights, just like this 11 year old model has. Of course, you'll need proper shoes, making this the perfect time to whip those Halloween boots back out. Add a sprig of mistletoe to your feather headband and you'll be a cozy package of yuletide joy!