This is not a shoe blog: Guess the blogger by her shoes (yup, it's a contest)

Welcome to a fantastic new game that will have you on the edge of your seat, biting those BlogHerfied black nails that are sassy and slightly-more-than-slightly-chipped sassy , thrilled to keep the BlogHer buzz going! One! More! Freaking! Day!

How long can we make the excitement last?! As long as it takes, mamas. As long as it takes.

If you weren't at BlogHer, not to worry. If you aren't a blogger,it's all good. You too can Guess The Blogger By Her Shoes (not the shoes above, darlings, those are all mine...well, all the ones I took to BlogHer anyway).

If you are a blogger reader (love you) then you already know inane details -- like the size of our newly-oomphed bras and ta-tas , the remains of our Catholic (and not-so-Catholic) guilt and where we got our fancy dress-up stuff for super cheap.  Surely, you can piece that all together and guess our shoes, right?

It's easy. Look. Guess. Comment. Easy peasy.

Here's where I make it even easier on you lazy ladies loyal readers and college students doing online research on the topic of "Mommy Bloggers in the New Millennium": You don't even have to guess correctly to win.

(All the juicy details after the jump)

I KNOW! Easy peasy times two. Of the commenters, I will draw and name and you get - TA DA! -
Project Everlasting: Two Bachelors Discover the Secrets of America's Greatest Marriages.

You will love this book. I don't know this because I've read it, but I assume it because I will have to leave my house and drive my ass to the post office where I will spend approximately $2.21 to mail it to you with a nice handwritten love note begging you to read through my archives on some lonely, low-traffic Thursday afternoon.

I also know you will love it because you will then read it and give me the Cliff notes since clearly, I need lay off the UsWeekly and instead, read these kinds of (I don't know...obvious marriage saving self-help jobby) books. Just in case you aren't convinced this is a good summer read, note that it was written by bachelors. Yes, this means there are pictures. Yes, it includes a large font. And yes, the authors are eye candy enough and give away just enough of a photo of themselves and personal information to offer you at least five minutes of pondering about whether or not they are gay should you get bored or distracted by the actual text inside the book.

Enticed? Curtain, please.

Who is this shoe-licious blogger?

Need a hint? (I am such a sucker, thank God I am not a teacher). This lovely is a colorful character but is known by just one ravishing hue. Catch her as she strolls about in these adorable florals or in these cougary clickers.

With that little meow, it's all you, kittens. Comment away.

P.S. This is my first contest. If nobody comments, I will die a slow and un-Googled death. Seriously. I will suffocate myself in expired Zappos coupons, Oreos and gin. Please, just comment. Make up a name. Give the book to your annoying sister-in-law. Put it in the recycle book box at the preschool. I don't care. Just play along.

Comments

[Jennifer]

LOL I don't want you to suffocate in coupons, but pass me some oreos and gin. I'll comment with a guess (by looking over at your blog links) and say...

Redsy!

Now I feel like I'm missing some important and well-read blogs because I don't really know the answer to this. :P

[Karen]

I was so there. It's awesomely Redsy.

So why did you refuse to snap a pic of my Crocs?? Humph.

PS. Red, you have awesome ankles.

[Sarah]

Am I too late to get in on the drawing??? Redsy! Redsy! Redsy!!

[Sima Says...]

I have but one word for you - VIXEN!