I can't believe I'm saying this, but: Thank you, Jenna Bush

No, not because you chose to have an "intimate" and "casual" wedding that Papa Bush said was a "spectacular" event anyway. And not because you had a limestone cross custom-made and erected as your altar. And not because you chose fourteen attendants dressed in wildflower-inspired colors or that a parade was held in your honor while you sipped mimosas with the Barbaras and Mama Bush while Bobbi Brown or similar did your au naturale marital make-up and coif on good old Texas soil.

But thank you for all the people who've searched "Jenna Bush wedding" in the last week to find photos and details and inspiration to tuck into their own bridal binders (not that I am anywhere near to judging the bridal binder...hell, I am nearly divorced and still covet mine like...well, like a limestone cross altar) and have found lil ol' Sassafrass. All because of this post, thrown up in a moment of sheer, embarrassing obsession with all those dress designs.

Thank you, Jenna, for getting married and throwing so many searches my way. That was the best darn wedding favor I've ever left with, especially from a "spectacular" event I didn't even attend.

While I'm at it, I'd also like to thank Jillian Michaels, all of her fans who believe they are leaving comments directly to her on this post where I talk about not being Jillian Michaels but rather, her mere mortal interviewer.

Finally, I'd like to thank all the people who faithfully search "vulva shots" and land upon this little riff on our old pal Crazeh Commando Brit.

Let's also not forget the people in the balcony, God and motorcycle helmet law opposers who leap on every opportunity they can get to scream supposedly patriotic sentiments and defend everyone else's "right" to traumatic brain injuries (but it's cool...freedom of speech and all that).

To all of us here on this little comfy couch stashed in this little corner of the internets: This traffic trophy's for all of you!

(OK, it's for me. But I will totally share the Costco sheet cake at the after party).