Hoochy or Hawt: What do you think of these shoes I crave?

Remember how this is not a shoe blog? Well, it's still not. Just humor me, kittens. Humor me and play along in the game.

You know...the game where I finally give in to effing Facebook and click the customized ad for Betsy Johnson and other adorable and completely compellingly clickable shoes and find twelve pairs of $350 heels I feel are imperative to my quality of life. Particularly, post-marriage quality of life.

While I am too committed to (gulp) financial freedom at this point (look at me, all Suze Orman and what-not) to buy all of the shoes I lust after (or rather, any $350 pairs), a grrrl can dream. And strategize. And call on all the fabulous women she knows to answer:

Are These Shoes Hoochy or Hawt?
(you can see them shine after the jump) 

 

(cue: sultry announcer voice and echo effect)

In today's challenge, the Pura Lopez Zam223. A gold, embossed patent leather peep toe platform heel that have -- surprisingly -- zero reviews on Zappos for comfort and practicality, the Pura Lopez Zam223 retail at $350 and are now available for an incredible mark-down price of $262.50. Are these the most expensive whore shoes you'll ever crave? Of course not? But are they the ugliest? Shiniest?  Maybe the sassiest? More Tila Tequila or Gwen Stefani? More Lil Kim or Rihanna? 

These are the questions to answer, darlings. This is where your opinion counts.

Where do you stand (or teeter or just go Mariah Carey and have someone carry you in on a velvet chair so you never get a blister in these babies) on the Puras -- Hoochy or Hawt?

Comments

[paula]

girl, these are hawt...but you can certainly hoochify them when you need to...

[Sarah]

Definitely hawt!

[Ang]

HAWT! I could see Bette on the L-Word sportin' those puppies;)